I'm the guy your parents
warned you to stay away from
the one that all your friends
say is no good
yet wouldn't hesitate if they
had the chance
And believe me quite a few have

I've been called arrogant
confident, cocky even
conceited
but none of those
even scratch the surface
honey I'm an
asshole
Even that is an understatement

There's no question about it
you made a mistake
ever falling for me
because I'll never catch any
girl
Because the weight is too much

Especially when they fall
on their backs
and we
hit the sheets
and before you wake up
I've already left
The reason we always go to your place

You say deep down inside
there's a sweet guy and a charming
romantic waiting to come
out and that you're going to
be the girl to
bring it out of me
A thought that makes me laugh

You tease me and pull away
when I go for the kill
and act as if you don't want it
as badly as I do
Which just makes me want it more

That cute little smile you give
when you know you're in too deep
and that even if you discovered
there's no layers beneath
my appearance
you'd still have no chance of
getting out unscathed
Maybe you should have thought twice